It's all about me.

You can find out more about me by clicking on the links. Because I can, I've created separate pages for things I feel like listing. There are other things about me, such as my hat size, which don't show up anywhere.
I'm frequently considered tall and less often handsome or dark. I live in Los Angeles (a large city in the lower left of most maps of the United States) and have pretty much lived here all my life. Even so, I don't claim to know it very well.
I'm both unemployed and divorced, so take from that what you will.
I had an accident with my car
Rules for living
The meaning of life
Things I enjoy. A lot.
Weird-Ass Shit That Sticks in my Head